Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
bh92 0
idk why people are so shocked that u have sex while ur kids home.. he's 4.. he's always home u dumb asses and since ur not with his dad then the dads probably (not every time but most) a piece of shit who maybe gets him every other weekend and that's not enough time to keep most satisfied!!
Silent_dream 0
awwwh what a little gentleman. p.s ydi for having sex with a kid around
MrFlintstone 5
dont have sex with your kids at home. imagine walking in on your mom. take them to a friends house or daycare.
bly2008 0
maybe you should have been watching your son or at least wait till he went to sleep!
cutiekenz21 0
don't be so damn loud with your kid home you creep. your probably going to scar him for life.
violetrider123 3
she left out the part that his gun said baby be gone
jawman 0
is it just me or does anyone else find it wierd she's not married but still has kids...ugh Americans. p.s. canadiens are better eh?
sduval33 5
Uh no. I have a 7 month old and am almost 4 months pregnant. Live in Canada. And am not married. *gasp*
noelykins1 19
for 1 children need constant attention. wait till the child is in bed and lock the door and be quiet, trying using a gag or something might spice up your sex life. Oh and if you want sex get your son to make friends and spend the night there lol (:
peasinacan 0
...thats wat u get for being a bad parent
starss 0
Why are you screaming so loud with your child around?