Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
MaddaCheeb 0
why the hell did you scream?
monkeyinsilk 7
what a *****
aznmex21 3
ever hear of LOCKING YOUR DOOR??
XXTandAlover76XX 0
how about locking the ******* door next time morons jeez how ******* long does it take to reach over as u enter the bedroom (BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL HOPE THAT'S WHERE U IDIOTS WERE ******* AT) and lock the damn door.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Uh, 1. Keep quiet while having sex with kids in the house. 2. Lock the bedroom door so he can't barg in while you are having sex. 3. If you can't lock it, find a way to make it hard for him to come in the room while you are doing it. YDI for being so loud. Control yourself next time.
JaredT 3
You deserved it. What kind of responsible parent has sex with little kids in the house. O.o
mrjude 3
You want the truth? Most.
monnanon 14
Every parent. You are honestly going to pack you kid off everytime you want to do the deed. Wow.
stoych 19
i have a four year old and have enough self control to NOT scream! its just wrong that your son can hear that, he will remember it in a few years and theres about a hundred grands worth of therapy right there. why dont you try having quiet sex with him in the house and if you cant dont ******* do it until hes not!
WUTBM 1
What kind of responsible parent has sex with her 4 year old son in the house and starts screaming? Fix'd.
sissy0004 4
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BITEME10 0
thats hilarious and kinda cute; well at least ur kid was trying to protect you :)