Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Good sister
United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Top comments
sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
yankfan89 27
That is not Maury its Jerry Springer shit!
Danny0522 8
"You ARE the father" "OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *crying backstage*
efemel94 7
I'm still waiting for some idiot to write "wincest".
sailorzoe 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Someone has way to much spare time on their hands. Jerry Springer and Maury are pretty much the same white trash low income show.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Steve Wilkos
CaramelMacchiato 13
^ Lol what?
mumgee 3
you already did
tjv3 10
That's all kinds of messed up. It should say my soon to be ex husband
kenji212 8
........MOTHER F**KER!
ghostlilac 25
53 means that Steve Wilkos is known for his no-nonsense style of dealing with guests, which includes taking away their chairs so they have to stand.
tnttse 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't trash Jerry. It's better than most crap on tv nowadays.
Futacy 30
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!
carlovr435 10
So OP is their sister's step-mother, I can see the starting of a redneck family here.
kirrra 11
38 totally off topic, but the tattoos are deadly
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
Oh my. That's interesting.
Joe_gittins 0
All I want to know is why would someone who is married still require someone to babysit them? I assume, as a married woman, that you are over the age of 16 meaning that you really should be able to cope at home alone without needing the services of a babysitter.
kirrra 11
133 where does it say anything about babysitters? just curious,did I miss something?
Joe_gittins 0
I also assume that your baby sitter is older than yourself probably by... say three years? That means that for your husband to have produced your baby sitter, he must have been at the minimum age of sexual maturity, guessing at a minimum of 15ish?
kirrra 11
wait. 133. reread the original post. baby sister. not baby sitter.
joyc3 10
Read the post carefully: it says baby sister, NOT baby sitter! And sorry to hear that, OP!
Joe_gittins 0
134 God damn it! I wrote a big long troll speech but yes, I made a mistake. *Sigh* I read baby 'sitter' not 'sister'. I guess I should be more careful before trying to be a smart ass. Anyway moving on... OP FYL.
columbia20 8
that'd be you.
PristinecrazyD 0
Lol fail on your behalf
bigtaytay 13
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
melikesfml 11
Family guy is better than everything
italiancows 8
I dont know what biological means but it seems complicated!!! Thats what i get for not going to school and staying on a farm all my life...
benita_fml 2
More like JERRY JERRY!
jdizz16 16
Everyone in your family deserves a bat to the knee OP(your husband needs two, at least.) I still can't stop laughing at #133 though... So much Fail
Nutty4Muffs 3
iCows - no that's what you get for being Italian.
jjessen 20
Bad skyrim joke detected
grace12898 0
Haha that show is total trash
ICastillo 25
Man the birthdays and holidays are going to be a little awkward.
woodyc47 5
It's sister not sitter. Reading is a skill.
ICastillo 25
Oh ya my bad bro read it a little wrong calm down.
MyChemicalSmosh 4
I'm guessing Jerry Springer is the US equivalent of Jeremy Kyle here in the UK?
kirt_82 4
baby SISTER, not baby sitter.........
keeperofthefaith 5
Lolol this was the very first thing I thought reading this FML.
skppy1225 7
APPLEJACK
csickcman 11
Like mother like daughter. ;D
NinjaPanda101 3
Are you high bro?
hurrimmadurg 0
Sister... Not sitter.
ChocolateStarr 3
Ikr.... Fk'n Sad
Chaosaiyan 6
Well... that's awkward
jmayman14 0
Zoe you are absolutely gorgeous, girls without tattoos are lame....
jmtaylor 3
By blood relation
liltwistism 12
#410 why type so illiterately?
mikeman1744 18
Wait? What I don't get it.......OH NO
looper121 0
Oh damn
onlychildFTW 34
Haha that's some kinky stuff!!
wannaplay 1
How old is the husband/father?
skoob1 12
I'm my own grandpa...
blaackandprouud 20
Oh shiiit!
jdrappi 12
Your tattoo is retarded, really? Qdoba?
upyourzlolz 11
In Georgia, this is 100% normal.
FMLouis 6
Nobody drop the threesome comment yet? OP-OP's husband-OP's Mom
teague95 16
184 - I don't think it's a tattoo, I think it's a logo on a cup..
teague95 16
184 - I don't think it's a tattoo, I think it's a logo on a cup..
teague95 16
^ so nice, it posted twice haha
teague95 16
^ so nice, it posted twice haha
RaquelW 7
141 - Fry?!
boydeee01 7
That makes three.^
nchov523 11
What is it dawg? Forgot it's Mother's Day?
Goldenchest 14
What?
Goldenchest 14
How old is he..? That sucks
datoismyname 22
Stop commenting bro.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
SHE SAID HER HUSBAND IS THE FATHER OF HER BABY SISTER!
1094568 1
How did you figure out to use a computer.... Just asking cause you my friend sound like a dumbass
MysticKnight 3
81- he is not you bro bro.
DCvRkey2012 7
Using bro twice sounds cheesy bro.
konpaito 5
>implying only smart people use the Internet.
MysticKnight 3
My cheese is cheesy you n00b.
simplynatalie 6
Jerry Springer much?
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Maury much?
LunaDragon 10
Shut up much? Ugh, how despise these pubescent, trolling comments.
maosquare 18
Hey 105 - Could you introduce me to How? I want to know why they despise these pubescent comments. And why would How think that those are trolling comments.
ProhibitionRose 14
It's not exactly trolling. This is a very much Jerry springer/Maury moment.
ifoundalaska 11
4 is 23 years old, not prepubescent. Get over yourself LunaDragon.
EpicSquishii 21
You mean to add a "pre" there. Everyone who has had their pubes grow in would have comments that fit into that category. You know.... since they've been through or are going through puberty?
digitaljunky 5
105- your a 31 year old man named "Luna dragon"... And your trying to school someone on being pubescent? I think it is time to throw out your lord of the rings wizard staff, move out of your parents basement and girlfriend lol
lil_ham1644 29
That has nothing to do with lord of the rings. Also, those books are too difficult for someone who is prepubescent
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
MysticKnight 3
So you are basically saying.. Shut The ******* Jesus Up ******** Venus Disgusting Insect: Go Suck Expired **** Goddamn Vicious Ominous Talking Zebra
muFilter 19
I think you might've meant "Falking Zebra", 244.
daniel1_1 13
You married your sisters dad. Nice one
pattipan 7
Oh my goodness, you poor thing. It is bad enough to have a cheating husband and bad enough to have a selfish bitch of a mother but to have BOTH!!! My heart goes out to you. I think what the mother did is worse. The husband you can just dump but your mother is your mother for life.
PlaySpades 21
You can't "just dump" your husband. Pretty sure it's a lot more complicated than just breaking up with a boyfriend....
angelofsaturn 23
#50 maybe what #40 meant is that she can dump her husband into a field after she pumped him full of lead
CaramelMacchiato 13
Dump, get rid of, divorce, ect! Which ever way you want to put it: boom, adios, out of the picture! OP would be stupid to keep a man like that in her life.
maosquare 18
Imagine this was turned into a Greek tragedy. It would have trumped Oedipus Rex anytime.
fabulosogurlee 7
It's okay because they are only half-sisters hahaha
Classlfied 4
This just means you and your mother have the same taste in men.
KaiserSD 8
Kudos to the husband for banging a milf. Not so much for getting her pregnant though. Bad move slick. FYL
BreeBree2713 6
#6 ...I'm pretty sure she meant the babysitter of her children not her own babysitter. Although her husband might be the one in need of being watched!
Roflsauruz 12
#401: Yes, that would be relevant IF SHE SAID "BABYSITTER". Which she did not.
naughtyguyz 2
Ohhh that really sucks.. It hurts
whitekid1497 7
You're your sister's step-mother
DynamicDave 11
That mother ******.
Fl9C1 4
Well that sucks.....good luck trying to explain it to your sister.
Nobodybutu 2
Her mother should do the explanation
kraz8 1
Babystepdaughtersister?
carmenm 6
Wow that's actually terrible, how could your mother do that to you??!!!
ss_20_xx 14
Yeah and I thought my mom was mean for not being happy with the video I made about her for Mothers' Day. Well OP, just go your separate way from both of them. I agree she's your mother and what not but if she can't keep that in mind then there's no point for you to.
cheer21moose 13
More like how could her HUSBAND do that to her? Granted baby making is a two way street, but still... I'd actually be pissed at my husband more than my mother.
olpally 33
Wow... Sounds like a new episode of family guy in the making...Lol, Fyl indeed, damn!