Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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wrw28405 0
I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.
GravyIsYummy 0
So, did you keep it safe?
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JayXL14 0
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Cool mom . first!
Imawhalerider 0
the best mom ever not an fml
Lmao_xD 0
Awesomeee!!
sparxva 12
I'm with #1 - best Mom. You don't know when you've got it good.
mynameisnotjudie 0
Exactly! At least she didn't say, "Get the hell out of the shower, I don't want you pregnant." Awesome mom. Watching out for you AND letting you have fun. ;- )
Gavik 0
**** Your Life? No, you have a cool mom. Your life rocks.
ZoomIn12 0
LOL when I first saw this I thought I'd be the first to say you have an awesome mom, look what I see first
drano 0
i agree with everyone that replied to the first comment to get theirs seen i wish my mom was that cool
Mr_BOBO 0
I WANT YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
baby_love 0
awesome mom! how old r u ... -_-
Carla174 0
Yeah, you better be happy you're mom is that laid back! My mom would kill us both and then have a heart attack if she caught me.
IamSpartacus 0
#150 - Haha, that doesn't sound right...
cheer_leader247 0
most definitely cool mom. i frickn hope i can be as cool as her once i have children. kudos to the mom.
regalarius 0
#256 - My mom was one...she offered to buy me condoms when I was 15. OP - you've got it good. Embarrassing? Yes. Good omen? Definitely.
Avaquin 0
my mom tried to get me to buy condoms when i was 12. 'just in case'.
The_Flanman 0
My mom caught me in the shower with a girl once... no kids for me...
jessieex0x0 0
lmfao sweet ass mom
supertacowaffle 41
BEST MOM EVER!!!
raven02 0
yes best mom and it was the girl's 2..their probably from the country lol
facilitator 0
your moms bad@ss
squanmonster 8
hows that bad at least she didn't flip
GravyIsYummy 0
So, did you keep it safe?
darren824 0
everyone knows when you have sex in the shower there is no need for a condom
volleyballgirl16 0
no theres still risks
geb_925 0
You're an idiot. Being in the shower doesn't magically make you free from ANY of the risks.
Budhaking 0
you have the coolest mom EVER
YNasty 0
dont listen to em. everyone knows the shower protects against aids
Twisted_Method 0
Yeah if she's "fixed" like my last girl was...greatest thing ever. You can do anything with no worries.
Jordna 0
#129 - oh yeah. first thing we learned in sex Ed. shower will save you from everything!
imfrikknbad 0
I think 110 was being sarcastic
Cbabe07 0
110, totally not true- you can still exchange vaginal fluids and semen while in the shower, using condoms and not having sex are the only things that protect you from any risks.
ndvorsky 4
you guys brutally raped and murdered the funny in his sarcastic comment
the17doctor 12
People on this site's comment section have an issue with sarcasm. Ironically them mistaking sarcasm for idiocy is pretty idiotic.
Tubasaurus 0
I can't think of many things that would be more awkward than this.
Elizabeth_495_xo 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spinarium 2
awkward, but cool!
midwestjerk 0
Here's one: The mom could have asked to join in.
failzisawesome 0
He could have orgasmed on her face
Shamzzz 0
HE can't get an ******?
capslockisgood 19
332 - What?
wrw28405 0
I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.
iKaite 0
Agreed. I would love my mom to do that!
isantorin 0
I agree. XD
youjustmademelol 4
Ikaite , I mean that is a kick ass mom but I would never want my mom to walk in on me and my boyfriend naked in a shower... Awkward
thumb_r0ck3r 0
You're mom seems awesome!
Slayerfan408 6
I know huh
MeleMallory 0
You are mom seems awesome? What?
Killersrage 5
*your
katelynmarie 0
WATER BALLOON! :)
Fogie 0
LOL wow. i would do that
oogyboogy 6
Today, me and my boyfreind were in the shower and I showed him a condom, I was about to put it on he grabbed out of my hands and said " cool water baloons" he's filled it up and threw it at me. fml
my_fml_account 2
:'D
im_in_love 0
hahahhajdhjafhjsdhhahfjkdhsahahhahha did that not make it on the website?!
aiaiai_fml 0
aww, thats one awesome mom what a cute moment
ichwillkeinengel 0
Awesome mom, yes. Cute... XD
aback 5
At least she didn't come through the shower curtain like Norman Bates' mom.
stfunubcake 0
not an fml. smart mom
Bo_day_shus 0
your mom's my hero