Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
Nakolover13 0
Poor child ...
wifey93emilyrose 0
that's cute lol
guppy40000 0
ydi dont screw a guy when your kids are around. Are you a crack head because thats what they do to their kids. Get a baby sitter, shit.
guppy40000 0
you can have sex when kids are around, like sleeping or whatever but if your orgasming so loud that they are gonna wake up, then you have issues. No body regardless what age wants to hear their parents going at it. I hate trailer trash seriously.
MakaylaCommisso 0
lol why are a lot of the girls photos airbrushed on here damn ....and someone had a hungry hippo picture of a black man being chased and it saying he's doing it wrong lmfaooo loved it haha
BigWord 0
I say we kill Justin Bieber.
Mr_Darkside 5
your son was worried about you... seeing as he's a four year old he got guts to go and try to save you from trouble. Imagine you were in real trouble... I'd say you got a brave little boy. :)
Mourningstar 4
Try not screaming so loud with a kid in the house dumbass. Now he's scarred for life.
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door, No? It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
cocktailpeanut 3
All the people who say wait until your kid isn't home to have sex is obviously not a parent. You wait until they're asleep and LOCK THE DOOR!! When is a 4-year-old going to be away from home without his parent?