Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
homesickabortion 2
why the hell would you be screaming with your child in the house? dont you remember how traumatic it was when you walked in on your parent(s) having sex?
MuchDance90s 0
most of you are extraordinarily naive. parents have sex. usually when their children are home. get over it. despite what you may have been told, your younger siblings were not delivered by a stork. seriously -- hire a babysitter? WTF. in a sexually active marriage, that would mean hiring a babysitter at least 3-4 times a week. how absurd. and "scarred for life". really? while it's not something that parents want their children to see (hence why OP shouldve locked a door), sex is natural. it's not the disgusting, commercially-saturated, shameful, fake and dirty act that American media and **** try to make you believe. so. to sum things up: - parents have sex - there is nothing wrong with sex - there is nothing wrong with parents having sex - installing a lock on your bedroom door is a good idea if you have children - most of you are clearly virgins
mrjude 3
Hooray for the few reasonable people on here.
shaytards_fml 9
ydi for having a baby from your boyfriend
monicaaimee 0
aww poor kid. scarred for life. = Hopefully he'll forget everything he saw.
RayeofSunshine 0
My parents never had the decency to have sex when I was asleep - they did it when they knew I was awake. I once walked in on my mom giving my dad oral sex...that is something I still cringe at. But what gets me more than that is the fact that my parents would have sex when my friends were over. Do you know how humiliated I was when my friend and I would realize what they were doing? This is stuff kids should NEVER know about their parents.
nickflackafury 0
did he get you wet
rockinroyalty 0
sweeter ur son is so cute!!! too sweet he is!
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
hahahaha now begins a long and socially awkward childhood!! also #152 win!
Persephone1001 3
Maybe the door wasn't locked so that the kid can get in if there's an emergency. And seriously, "don't have sex when kids are around"? Those of you who think that's a practical idea are obviously not getting laid enough. That little boy is adorable, he's going to grow up to be a knight in shining armour for a very lucky lady.
Cookie4U 0
A much more serious FML would be: Today, instaed if watching my young son I was ******* my boyfriend. while doing this my four year old son drank cleaning chemicals. Now we had to stop having sex to take him to the hospital. FML
5t3ff1k4h 45
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