Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
logankyng 15
Just blame it on her
blackwidowtaco 31
Yes, cause pointing fingers will just end so well for them both.
evilpokey 11
insert small Pennis comments here ......
T9FTW 20
Pennis? Really? -____-
DKjazz 20
I know we're all tired of ""insert x here" comments, but come on. Look closely at the wording of the comment. Even if you did insert it, we probably wouldn't feel it!
Zimmington 21
This comment made me think of that family guy episode when Stewie goes into the future
Goblin182 27
maybe #13 was just trying to make his penis longer.
Squeegepooge 9
Well dog-gone it, OP, FYL.
deathy94 14
What a bitch.
crisanba 18
Self-esteem dropping Going soft calling it a night
DotDootyDot 17
As unfortunate as it is, it leaves me wondering: how long have you two been together? How many times did you have sex before she told you she wasn't feeling anything? Have you asked her if other positions are more pleasurable for her?
aeonsoul 12
Try oral? She'll def feel that :)
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Op try talking to your girl and find out how to pleasure her. I'm not trying to be sarcastic I'm just saying... If she loves you she'll be so happy that you want to know, she'll be more than willing to teach you every way to please her. So the next time you guys have sex make it all about her. Trust me if you make it about her pleasure you guys will have better sex not to mention more!! It works
taniamw 9
Fast isn't always best. Slow it down, find the right spot and then she'll be happy. Regardless of how big/small you are, it's how you use it :)
Slaught000 9
Not your fault she's so loose. Next time she says something like that, put it in her other hole.
mbuck87 19
You creepy mother ******