Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
richiedbond 16
Where you wearing the **** ring she got you???
splitintwo 6
Vaginas don't have many nerve endings in there (because you know babies) and you probably weren't doing anything for the clit, doggy is a position many people don't like for that reason. Although I have to say not feeling anything might just be falling asleep from staying in the position too long.
generalasskicker 12
Either your dick is tiny or she is a loose ***** for your sake I hope it's the second.
worldclassrager 41
Hope things look up in the future if all else fails growth pulls might help...
NPN_Scorpio 16
Yup, growth pills, snake oil and ground rhino horn are so much more effective and safer than talking to your partner...
NPN_Scorpio 16
Adjust the angles. Make sure you slide along her G spot and put pressure on it. And slow down. You need that tempo for the home stretch.
Lil_Red777 21
She could be really loose.
TM24D 15
Well someone's not a virgin, or someone isn't doing it right.
cornyrob 33
Wow, i guess you screwed her until she's numb.
BeachBumNC 5
First comes the laughter, then comes the tears.
sematariux 7
Don't worry OP, these things are typical when you get into very rapid "successions", you may not be too small, and she may or may not be too loose, the amount of wetness she creates can always be a sure sign of losing feeling. Maybe you guys need to slow down and be more methodical in your act. I've been down the same road and it was neither of our faults, well., I guess you can say its hers, although she doesn't control the flow of the river.