Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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Top comments
sacrosanct2 23
"mid-gasm" hahaha.
nycwrestler 17
You need to learn to take a hit..
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briiluvskatie 5
Lmfaooooooo xD I wouldn't stop laughing either :p
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Either she's pretty strong, or he can't take a hit for shit. Either way, it's pretty damn funny
Krystallkitty13 1
Don't need to be super strong. Orgasms give you super strength, one of the first times my husband was using a toy on me and it worked he started laughing cause it felt weird to him, I slapped him so hard he fell off the bed. We still laugh about that over a year later.
Hentai_fml 6
That is really funny but then again not so funny when you feel like got hit in face with a bat. Trust me some girls pack a punch.
jjessen 20
Wild girlfriend uses ******. It's attack greatly increases. Wild girlfriend uses flail. It's super effective!
laughmaster 9
Great SAO pic
sacrosanct2 23
"mid-gasm" hahaha.
mcBe 6
Dude this fml is just golden OP got knocked the **** out during sex the other guys are gonna have trouble topping that one lmao
HouseElf 13
Thomas could learn a lot from OP.
nycwrestler 17
You need to learn to take a hit..
ICastillo 25
You can't fix a glass jaw man, but he should learn to have some head movement during his rough sex sessions.
X_Codes 11
Better solution: Handcuffs.
priceyfml 7
How hard do you have to hit someone during sex to knock them out
mcBe 6
Hard enough that they don't get back up
vinnieboJ 12
well, that escalated quickly
imavelociraptor 6
*ejaculated
howdeedoo 22
No, escalated
Devilpuppy0861 7
Dude, nice secret squirrel wrap. You got that with the commandos in cape wrath Scotland huh?
sens3sfailing 25
at least you gave her an ******? ask for more sex as compensation, but wear a goalies mask.
TML329 14
Always use protection,some people need more then others though
seandoc 13
What a night!
GothickNihilist 15
Oh, what a night, late December back in '63 What a very special time for me As I remember what a night! Oh what a night, You know I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same What a lady, what a night!
gc327072 31
^^old music FTW!
BlowinChronic 18
I honestly think that's pretty freaking funny. If it annoys you that much though you should just talk to her about it.
nycwrestler 17
I couldn't agree more. If your wife punching you in the face during sex annoys you, have a word with her because she might not know you don't enjoy it!
goofy4123 8
^ One of the few comments that actually made me laugh. Good job.
Accuraxy 10
At least you blew her away OP, but she sure is a knockoff.
DLT_fml 20
More like knockout...
amillionbucks 5
How do you know it was "mid-gasm????"
ShannyAK 16
When she hits you
twye 22
I never understood why people use more than one question mark. Unless they were being sarcastic.
greatdanen 6
because he was there to witness the beginning, but he can't remember the end
spikekutter 9
who does that when they ******?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
OP's girlfriend.
mike307 11
Guess you wouldn't know what one looks like