Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
mattorama 15
She has a cavernous ******. I'd say that's F her life, not yours.
nurchok 15
3 words men hate to hear during sex: "Is it in?" Women: "Honey, I'm home!"
love_me_electric 20
I think either of those would be bad for both a woman and man to hear
TheModernPatriot 14
Yeah, she must be very loose, because no matter what, she should feel something. Besides, I'm not exactly the most endowed man, but I've had several women tell me that I'm the best they've had. Is if true? Ah **** it, but it really is the way you work it.
gx_fml 8
Ouch that's must hurt I feel sorry for ya
amp147 9
Smh
Matrix159 13
Well then... lol
Omniprism 15
I think air was the culprit. If air gets in there sometimes it can't escape. She needs to learn to not suck the air in or push it out when she gets the chance.
thundergodx 11
Be happy at least you feel it. Sucks when your too big to fit in at all.
Burning65 5
Self esteem= gone
mr_jack_meoff 5
She should lay off the toys and give that thang time to snap back.