Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
killurbeer 0
now that's what you call a crotch rocket
artisticfeelings 0
well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
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Comments (102)
killurbeer 0
now that's what you call a crotch rocket
k43L1 0
hahaha nice. OP, perhaps you should invest in some sex toys?
fsebastianslife 0
OP, **** HER ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!!
supremes1997 0
what's ******
seanders 10
There's only on plausible solution. **** her on the bike!
Clare420 0
motorcycle: 1 OP: 0
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2
Am I the only one who saw this on 1,000 Ways To Die?
petey293 0
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B4SK3TB4IL 0
I clicked random. and the same think xcepts from the girls prospective is like 2 spots away. wierd huh
megapeyt 17
Two words dude Go faster ;)
Mattlozano12 15
#63 If you don't know what that is, you're too young to be here.
Anthrophobia 2
I saw something similar to this before.
perdix 31
Yeah, last time it was a girl who was riding with her dad! At least this time, the girl was with someone with whom she should have an ******. The previous one had weird Electra Complex aspects.
GreatGeak 8
1. guys would fight for that girl, is it not what men want? a woman to love their Harley? 2. if that's all it takes for a woman to ******..then woman would ****** all the time if they had the male imagination.
Corrupt_waffles 13
Ew. Harley's. It's all about Norton and Triumph. I personally love my 72' commando.
dontizzle 0
if u cant give her one but a motorcycle ride can .... u must be really dainty........!!!
feralphoenix 4
pshh.. woman don't ******
The_Appendix_ 13
or she must suck
DarksideDoll 31
I wouldn't read too much into it, all that vibration. I've heard it happens a lot. OP just needs some communication in the bedroom.
blakehilli8 0
first
getreadysetfml 0
lmao she doesn't ****** when she rides u, only when she rides ur motorcycle
Sydney92 3
yes, we read the fml. thank you for summarizing. you can go home now.
XxSKELETOxX 0
Motorcycle superior; OP inferior
James818 0
You lose, good day sir!
rawrlion 0
mehhh this one has been done before. I call bs.
sarahbau 0
Why BS just because it's been done before? I could easily see it happening to multiple people.
MadVlrus 1
Yes... because girls awalys ****** on motorcycles...
sLAUGHTERxx 0
It was probably the vibration from the motor on the motorcycle. Same thing happened to my sister...sort of. Her boyfriend was massaging her back with a vibrating massager and she began having an ******. He has never given her one. But still...FYL.
lucyinthesky420 10
I think it's awkward you know that about your sister... Just sayin.
oscar6464 8
Agreed with 84.:P
slitherbomb 0
next time while your having sex, put the front wheel of your motorcycle on her ****** and start driving and we'll see who's having the ****** haha