DreamStatic
Hinesville, United States
Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML
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then000bster 16
Man, I've been sinning all my life!
dogpfcorn 11
If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....
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then000bster 16
Man, I've been sinning all my life!
thatdangmexican 18
Haven't we all...
DKjazz 20
Hasn't she?
moonsalt 20
I seriously don't understand this woman.
subwaysurfers 13
I wonder what she did when she had a baby and it pooped in its diaper (assuming she had a baby). "Bad baby. How dare you? Where did I go wrong in raising you?! You must repent. You're a disappointment to the whole family YOU TERRIBLE CHILD." *baby cries* "I SAID REPENT!"
AngrySailor 17
****, I am screwed... I sinned three times today. Well 3 and a half, damn you Internet **** and hot sauce...
DreamStatic 8
Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.
TheCanucklehead 22
Someone's been playing a little too much GTA. I wouldn't be surprised if op said age was beat and robbed
robotiick7 23
55- you have made me laugh more than I should have
idratherberiding 7
Sounds like the plot line of "Carrie".
mif_fml 27
OP was releasing some pretty bad demons..
Melix 31
Best comment I've ever read.
Alastor13X 8
"I smell a soon to be dead old woman." Your story has inspired me to carry devil horns everywhere I go. If this ever happened to me, I'd put them on, and come bursting out the door, bugging them to trade me their eternal soul. Sad thing is, this seems like nothing out of the norm for the Wal-Mart crowd.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's expected when your in Wal-Mart
nurchok 15
So did you outfart him like Peter Griffin?
dogpfcorn 11
If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....
AngrySailor 17
She's probably catholic and a vigin... She drank gallons of cum and can't hold in a poop, but still a virgin.
annie_nk 23
^What?
AngrySailor 17
34- did you never know a catholic school girl? They would take a penis everywhere but where God intended and call themselves virgins.
Songokuu9000 8
A super duper sin?
iazy9 14
I would've sinned all over her shoes, if y'know what I mean.
ottokat 15
Are you perhaps an emotional little sister who likes BBQ chips?
onaa3r 10
^pro
_Peppermint_ 34
She's a sinner too. I loathe people.
Daiyuki 5
Amen
cottoncandymango 17
Oh, gotta love The People of Walmart.
Kimmismith 11
Does she pray every time she *****?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Haha funny
rg350dx 29
I pray to god every time I shit after Taco Bell.
DKjazz 20
"Well, Lord, it seems I've failed you again. Forgive me, Lord, for I have taken a shit." God- "Ugh, jeez, you're forgiven, okay. Just stop calling me when you're on the toilet, Margaret."
thatgirlinoregon 21
"hail Mary, full of shit..."
SolarFlare 20
that sounds strange, After dinner you thank god for the food, and then when the food returns to the open world you've to ask for forgiveness?
amDes 11
Once at work a woman ran into the stall next to me and starts having the runs... all I hear her whisper is "oh sweet Jesus, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" repeatedly. Best day of work that day lol
Amant97 14
I really hope so. I just picture this old woman in a public bathroom stall praying out loud every time she *****. "Oh, sweet Jesus, forgive me for my sin..." *******
slooby_fml 25
You should have taken the cane and dunked the handle in the toilet
rg350dx 29
Yeah, dropping a sin-sational deuce. If people whack on the door and screw with you while you're pinching a load, I think you have the right to let your inner primate out.
metalhedcop 6
I laughed so hard at this...
tyler384 6
And that's why I don't use public restrooms!
ElementaryEdGuy 18
That's why? It's not for another logical reason? You have a fear that this exact situation will happen to you?
tyler384 6
Lol you thought I was serious? Yes I have a fear of an old lady banging on the stall while I take a shit.