Rick
United States
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
This Guy
United States
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Smashed
United States
Who did you piss off?
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
anonymous
Yorktown Heights, United States
Overreaction
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
JohnyP
United States
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
wtfman101
United States
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
lk26
United States
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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Klums02 0
...so that person busts the window of their car out on a regular basis?
Miss_Michaela 10
Hahaha. Carma. Cos the FML is about a car. :P
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Klums02 0
...so that person busts the window of their car out on a regular basis?
knights95 9
yea that's how I get in my car
KGabehart9 0
Or maybe since they thought it was their car and they couldn't unlock it, they broke the window, thinking it was their car, to get in? That sounds a little more logical to me.
daBeast155 0
I use that same excuse on grand theft auto
KGabehart9 0
Or maybe since they thought it was their car and they couldn't unlock it, they broke the window, thinking it was their car, to get in? That sounds a little more logical to me.
rallets 23
the ****** up part about it was that the car was a convertible :/ but now all you have to do is look for people who have the same car as you and narrow it down :D
partyfool2011 4
I usually just use my spare jaws of life.
MikaylaRae 3
it never said anything about a convertible.....
itsrainingmen_fml 0
Today, I couldn't get into my car so I busted the window only to find out it wasn't my car. FML
enonymous 9
my note would say "thanks for the F shack - Dirty mike and the boys"
juicedboi 7
Well at least he left a note. Has to count for something right? Wrong! Track him down and leave him an angry letter ad a set of monopoly instructions for that extra annoyance oomph
sydneylol 7
the other guys?? lol
marinus_fml 20
Don't worry, Carma will catch up with him/her.
strochenakilo23 0
karma*
Miss_Michaela 10
Hahaha. Carma. Cos the FML is about a car. :P
Trupe 3
Haha I totally didn't catch that. Nice one
xXshadowrollerXx 6
11 - Due to your explanation, 4's comment is now going to be thumbed down to the depths of hell.
HannahLouise96 13
Haha, I see what you did there!
vergaso 0
I really doubt he did that on purpose btw karma religion and things like that are the weeks last refuge
Miss_Michaela 10
104- I really wish I can thumb down your comment again.
Emmi3xo 4
did it for you(;
YayorNay 8
So who's car was it?
YayorNay 8
I was. It didn't turn out too well :(
Bekll 31
Whose*
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Jokes that aren't obviously jokes will be thumbs downed.
Hockeyboy4280 18
35-Thank you for the explanation.
iLazy 0
And stating obvious facts also causae it to be thumbed down
tr827653 2
I don't care what they say. your joke made me laugh!
jaysweet112197 8
That sucks for you sorry!
ryanbeast1124 0
that hella sucks
saIty 17
No worries, people will now think your gangsta, and no one will mess with you.
mazochyst 10
7, I can't get your dp out of my mind!!!
explodingmuffint 0
gross
MaskingTape 2
guess the doors were locked and their key didn't work? ouch. don't lock your doors next time. Stock sound systems are usually cheaper than windows.
Monikabug 9
But what is the likelihood of someone bashing out your window thinking it was their car? A better solution than just leaving your car door open to every creep and thief in the area would be to simply personalize the inside of your car, OP; buy seat covers, hang things from your overhead mirror, decorate your dashboard, seatbelt covers, or what have you. It will keep strangers from thinking it's their car because it would be unique to your personal taste.
devwre 0
personally, I would just rather spray paint my name and some random symbol on the side. maybe Theta?
Monikabug 9
Triforce or GTFO.
elmorous 0
17. Common sense appears to have evaded even you ...
rallets 23
#40 some of them dont get humor
DaangItsBrooke 8
I don't think you should have to personalize it. people should be able to know if it's their car by looking at things, such as a license plate.
Hockeyboy4280 18
If you're so ******* stupid that if your key doesn't work the first three times, and you can't realize it's your car, then you probably shouldn't be driving. And it's not like a Lisence plate can tip you off if it's your car or anything. Because it's not like every lisence plate is different or anything, if only we could live in a world with unique plates... every plate different than the other. OH WAIT!
Hockeyboy4280 18
Damn it, 52 beat me to it
numbers878 8
61 and if it was dark outside?
RugbyKid 0
paint over the letters and numbers in glow In the dark paint
Hockeyboy4280 18
78, while you do make a point, there are street lights, you can use light on your phone, etc...Besides, who the **** would even break out their own window if the door remained lock?
princessbits 17
They bust the windows at your car.
ohmygaaawsh29 0
wtf
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
crap, you can't do anything now cuz you don't know who wrote it
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Yes that is the FML.
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
yes.... I think i know that just making sure
166324 0
lol, too bad he didnt end up like that guy on Tosh who couldnt break the window. fyl