Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
qwertyu_ioplk 9
what an insensitive cow
cynical78 15
Try putting it in her ass next time
thepoopwins 1
obviously op was going so hard she went numb!
sematariux 7
Like a boss
bkolek 13
maybe she's just stretched out.
NPN_Scorpio 16
For F's sake, when will this "stretched out" myth ever die? Those are muscles down there. Strong ones. Take care of them and you'll still be able to shoot pingpong balls or grip a pencil after your fourth child.
SlapAndTickle 20
Because there is a lot of ignorance in the world.
LivexForever21 18
Maybe she got numb...?
ultra_notorious 26
did the football team run train before you, that why she was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
ridemyrocket 9
Should have told her thats okay atleast you're going to get off.
Nasir_Jones 12
Maybe she went numb?
shinobi106elite 0
Gotta ask. Which hole was it?