Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
summerguy97 16
Then you tell her you weren't sure if you were even inside of her at all. Avenge your ego, man.
moonsalt 20
I don't understand why she'd mention that at such a time. Way to ruin his self esteem! If it were me, I'd ask him to switch positions that were more pleasurable for me.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Why wouldn't she? If something isn't working the time to mention it is then not later. I've tried all sorts of things with partners. Sometimes it works... Sometimes it does nothing for me. I just let them know "hey this isn't working, maybe we should do something else?" And it's fine. Mature sex is about bring able to communicate. As to laughing... Sometimes you just have to when things go wrong. It's not about mocking, it's the fact sex is funny and having a sense of humor is often the best way to handle when things go wrong.
Dilwann 27
Well, if you were going really fast for a really long time, then it would be understandable that she'd go numb. Then again, I'm probably wrong that this is the case.
moonsalt 20
I was think the same thing.
greenmen 12
Try **** to spice up
doodlecloud 27
Especially if they're really lubed up as well. Lube, numbness and the wrong angle can take the fun out of stuff even if you have a good sized one.
kingwatto 9
Was it like throwing a sausage down a hallway??
unhappyhug 11
Gutted bro
SirEbro 7
Was her pussy echoing? What the heck has she stuck up there that she can't feel it !
hannikins 13
Uh guys. It goes numb in the arse
flockz 20
first hand experience?
irgndsondepp 15
Doggystyle ≠ anal?
hannikins 13
Perhaps
CrissyyyS2 22
There's always toys to spice up your sex life. Talk to eachother. What position is good for her, where does it feel good etc.
krnthuy 6
on to the next one buddy
token_blackguy 18
Doesn't matter, still counts.
CrissyyyS2 22
Doesn't matter, had sex.