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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Top comments
omgshaylaaa 0
lol get a sense of humor. chances are she wasn't laughing at the sex OR you were making those funny animalistic grunting noises.
Psychotic_Snail 0
sometimes in certain situations people dont know how to react. Laughing is one of of the most popular reactions.
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Comments (75)
omgshaylaaa 0
lol get a sense of humor. chances are she wasn't laughing at the sex OR you were making those funny animalistic grunting noises.
alwa7sh 2
stop sounding like a seal when you ******
iliketurdles 7
She was probably watching Scrubs at the same time. The old series because the new ones are not as funny.
PuppiesFTW 5
isn't there already an fml just like this one?.... i mean exactly the SAME.
tutuluzer5968 0
Yes man. Sex is funny. It can be entertaining get a ******* sack and suck it up. Don't be so self conscious. It's sex. Its super funny if you think about it.
HSOMGF 5
Dump her and see if she says the same thing.
xFalzz 0
Dumping is alittle much, don't you say?
HSOMGF 5
No. She's a bitch.
giggle_piggle 0
thats a bit harsh
luckygirl4ever_fml 4
Maybe it is his fault duh!!!!
celticpride33 0
Right on
Psychotic_Snail 0
sometimes in certain situations people dont know how to react. Laughing is one of of the most popular reactions.
omgshaylaaa 0
your username is epic... psychotic snail ;)
unidentified_sta 5
OMG Shaylaaa like totally!
omgshaylaaa 0
lykeeeee omgzzz ttyl hehehe ;)
Psychotic_Snail 0
HOLLA :p
thefailgopher24 0
Snail, where'd you get that pic? And I WILL add you on PSN :D
Psychotic_Snail 0
please do!
yamahajog 0
put anthrax on her tampon....oh wait that's too far.....ask her if she laughing about how sloppy her vag is?
omgshaylaaa 0
wow woman hater! geeez!!! you sir, are quite harsh.
BananaThunder 0
wat
iliketurdles 7
^ in the but.
YaLubluTebya 0
Some people laugh during sex out of excitement, or just because they're enjoying it. Don't take it up the butt OP.
oliver86 8
he obviously shouldn't take it THAT way
Zayna_604 0
maybe she really wanted to have sex with you and when she realize she was she got excited and thpught it was funny how she got what she wanted... i dont knoww, im just pulling this outta my ass right now.
Dejaay 2
hahah, or maybe she really wanted to have sex with him and then she realized how bad it was and thought it was funny how she had wanted to have sex with him so badly...
Fuzzfoot 0
pulling out of ass... there is a joke there.
Zayna_604 0
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choch5 0
I've seen this fml before.
ragzilla 0
me too
percawesome 0
Yeah, me too. Tsk tsk tsk
Asstastic4 0
Same.
lisalary 0
lol... me too that's why i checked the answer to be sure was not the only one that had seen it
TheLetterZero 7
Agreed. Repeat FML's aren't fun.
singhjr1 3
i had a girlfriend that used to sneeze while we did "whoopie". Scientest think its because the sex and sneeze, yawn, etc. parts of the braim are close together.
Parkinglotk 0
you must need more practice
acefan18 0
It's good that she sneezed. If she kept yawning that would be a downer :/ haha