Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
Tidus0 17
Either your girlfriend is a **** who has had the city in her or she needs to stop buying horse ******. Even if you the OP weren't that well endowed she should be able to feel something.
monster216 7
pop a pill
Misshhh 23
Well... At least you know how to make her laugh??
xxxdesperadoxxx 11
"It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.."
Wakachulak 22
Maybe you just popped out and didn't notice?
chasing_silence 10
blame it on the speed
pdp_fml 21
Maybe you need a bigger thang. Try a pump, maybe that will help.
technomom 5
sorry dear but pumps don't honestly do anything good its a nice marketing trick but in the end you will just ended if anything you will end up with a limped dick.
reymon8823 24
Well that ruined your ego didn't it
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like either she's a hoe, or ur dinger is tiny. Lol
mattrd_fml 31
give her anal. I gaurantee she'll feel that
strike2867 13
Speaking from experience?