Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
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Comments (182)
Kimmismith 11
Well that must be a disappointment.
omg36 7
That could either mean you have a small penis... Or she just has a gaping, vacuous ******.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
A woman can achieve ****** with her finger. Just because somebody has a small penis doesnt mean him (or her lol) cant pleasure their partner.
thatgirlinoregon 21
No kidding- for both of them! Try a different hole?
DjeePee 25
"Just because somebody has a small penis doesnt mean him (or her lol) cant pleasure their partner." True true, but the pleasure will depend more on mouth and fingers than on a penis that's really hard to feel, I think. Now ontopic. One: you two have to work on your communication. Two: it's absolutely normal if you don't feel anything when drilling rapidly. Fast sex -> vagayay gets wetter and wetter -> penis feels less and less -> starts to shrink -> nobody feels anything.
azwethinkweiz87 11
Agree with #67. The wetness is probably why she couldn't feel anything. Although I don't think that's ever been a problem in that particular position for me. Ya gotta just laugh these things off don't ya hehe!? :)
LadyRodgers29 0
I'm going to go with the latter =)
applebramble 22
you must be Asian , OP
TimDottillis 5
For both of them. lol
JFAW 6
Sucks to be you man.
thatgirlinoregon 21
I would say it would actually suck to be her...the FML didn't say *he* wasn't getting any pleasure.
kemando 22
I mean... I wouldnt be satisfied unless my partner was enjoying the experience.
killer6969 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Next time she rides you be like sorry your To big cant feel anything
rocker_chick105 31
1. *you're *too 2. Yeah that will solve all of their problems.
ottokat 15
Yes because she said it to insult him personally, and it is something that can easily be fixed with another insult.
killer6969 16
79 and 108 I was going to change my comment after I realized how stupid it was but I had only 3 seconds left And I Wasn't able to my real comment that I wanted was ATLEAST SHE WILL BE NICE AND TIGHT FOR HER NEXT BOYFRIEND
ottokat 15
Whoa there are you doing ok? And what do you mean? I wasn't aware there was a timer on comments.
killer6969 16
124 there is its like hundred seconds but I waited to long and the nice and tight comment was a reference to another FML about a mans dick being to small
SimplyCyrax 17
Don't know why you got negative comments because that's brilliant
rdenkewicz 11
Yeah it doesn't really work to flip it on her like that
The_Water_Ninja 9
words men hate hearing. fyl OP...
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I think the words you're thinking of are actually, "You're the father."
KinkyCurly 13
Or "let's talk." Actually... the possibilities are endless with men.
toooldforthis 19
"is it in yet?"
Zimmington 21
Really the worse possibility coulb be. "Is it in yet? I can't feel anything." during sex. Then a month later. "We have to talk. You might be the father. but I cheated on you."
Durdanya 13
It happens, and it's not exactly a nice problem. I'm sorry you feel this way about this kind of issue,
slooby_fml 25
This sounds like a horse ebooks tweet
Nekogami 14
Either she's really loose ... Or ...
Lady_Face 12
It could just be a position that doesn't work for her.
TheMathMajor 26
I don't know if this is true for anyone else, but for me if we've been going at it for a while or really hard I just start to get numb down there. Has nothing to do with the size of anything.
SteveXD90 3
numb to the waist down?
HeartForMusic 23
Aw don't worry. It's not about how big it is, it's about knowing how to work with what you've got.
iAlissa 34
Apparently he wasnt working it too well if she couldn't feel anything.
ohsnapcrackers 6
if you go really fast for long enough sometimes it gets a little numb down there, maybe she didn't say that just because he sucks in bed
Wizardo 34
But what if she feels like new after the first 3 inches and OP can't reach the promised land? So unfortunate...
Sal_G_63 5
^first 1/3 of the ****** is the sensitive area, the inner 2/3..not so much. Unless what you're saying isn't implying depth.
iAlissa 34
For OP's sake, I hope you're correct, #29.
Emily062611 6
#7 gets it. There aren't as many nerve endings very deep in anyway, so size really doesn't matter. How you use it does matter! Doggy style just doesn't seem to do it for me, or other ladies I know. It's just not as stimulating. As Chef might say, "You just gotta find the ********." :)
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Goddamn I just don't know what to say op. maybe find another girl with a tighter vag? I don't know sorry I just can't relate but I feel for you bro. If I ever heard them words come out of my girls mouth I think I'd die a little inside
DotDootyDot 17
"Find a girl with a tighter vag[ina]"? That's a tad shallow.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Haha sorry guys I admit that comment was in really bad taste. But I do feel for Op
iAlissa 34
On an semi-unrealated note, finding "a new girl" based on the size and elasticity of her "vag" is shallow, as the above comment stated. Let's just date girls for sex and love them only for their party-parts, not based on true emotions or connections, shall we? Excuse my bluntness, but this was definitely the vibe I received from this comment.
Sal_G_63 5
>Says judging women by size and tightness is shallow >Likely judges guys by size and girth
iAlissa 34
I was expressing the vibe I received from his comment whether it's correct or not. (8: Sorry if that offended you, by the way.) You, however, are making assumptions.
Anumayis 34
#40 yeah, or not. based on her previous comments. how about you get back to 4chan?
Sal_G_63 5
Oh dear god, please don't associate me with the zit on the Internet's ass cheek that is 4chan!! I was honestly in a foul mood(and in a lot of pain) when I wrote that last comment , so apologies.
Wizardo 34
Tell her you can't feel anything either and you can hear an echo every time you stop...
flockz 20
"hey babe you got a wide ******, hey babe you got a wide ******."
AngrySailor 17
Damn Wizardo, help me find my keys and we can drive out of here...
simplysarcastics 26
I was thinking op should have replied the same to save face. - well damn girl, I can't feel shit either!
AGB10 19
Uh oh. Wrong hole lets hope?
BellaBelle_fml 23
If he was in the other hole, by which I'm assuming you mean anal, then trust me, she would most definitely feel something.
littlemissgrace 15
Idiot.
Zen_Mei 17
#11 I'm guessing you haven't had sex before