Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Top comments
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I’m just trying to figure out how you could miss that badly. Like honestly reaching an entire arm and hand around and under her, seems impossible.
kenken5 16
Some people are into that, hard spanking, don’t judge
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Comments (16)
manb91gb 15
If you were going to slap her that hard, it's probably a good thing you missed cabron
kenken5 16
Some people are into that, hard spanking, don’t judge
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I’m just trying to figure out how you could miss that badly. Like honestly reaching an entire arm and hand around and under her, seems impossible.
RichardPencil 32
You need to take a few easy practice swings before going all out for real. Haven't you ever played golf?
distortedcognition 17
Are you trying to say her ass is small or your balls are large? Seems like a stupid story
Kerensky 17
To anyone questioning how anyone could miss; 1. Tricky angle 2. Kind of distracted by the sexy time 3. Lot of motion going on
sarsuela 29
I wonder where I have read that before...
KingAdrock 16
How can you possibly slap your own balls by mistake but miss your dong? This makes no sense. I'll take "Sh*t that never happened' for $500 Alex"...
Marcelb 17
Because his dong was inside her? I've actually had this happen while I didn't even miss her ass. She was on top and I slapped her ass, but my fingertips just touched my balls too. Difference is we both laughed and continued.
Marcelb 17
Because his dong was inside her? I've actually had this happen while I didn't even miss her ass. She was on top and I slapped her ass, but my fingertips just touched my balls too. Difference is we both laughed and continued.
boogerjt 6
Get a girlfriend with a bigger ass