Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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SaRah_In_LoVe 0
haha well do you want your brother to find you attractive? Besides, the kitchen is better, you don't have to deal with rude customers face to face.
starile 20
Do you want your brother to think you're hot?
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Comments (73)
jvuity 0
hah well I think he is doing this so it can get to you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yeah probably. Besides, he's gotta make money and avoid nepotism at the same time!
KingDingALing 9
**** slap time
Mister_Grinch 0
I've noticed how all the horrible things that happen, happen to girls in Singapore. The last few FMLs that I read are all from Singapore...
anorexicbarbie 8
28 I've noticed that too!
chuk_norris_fml 0
Well, why do you expect your brother to be attracted to you?
blankaex 0
So if he's your brother, that means he can't think you're ugly?
DrAwesome 6
He's lived with you the longest. Who else would have seen the evolution of your ugly besides your own brother? Thank him with flowers and chocolate.
Fortuitous 0
This FML is going to be under attack from every stereotype that ever has been given to women.
Fortuitous 0
has *ever been given
starberries 0
I don't see what women have to do with it. It was posted by "Dude".
Fortuitous 0
Thank you for proving my point with a stereotype, the stereotype that only men say "dude". Now please exit through the window.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oie! I say dude all the time! I only have a penis after midnight...
KiddNYC1O 22
Hermaphrodite!
ygdrassil 17
I thought dude was a male-specific term. Like I know girls say it, but I thought it referred only to guys ("dudes").
5t3ff1k4h 47
41- Nope. I call literally everyone 'dude', as do many of my friends.
elme0212 0
that's probably because you're 13, and think you're cool.
5t3ff1k4h 47
59 - If by 13, you mean 20... sure. It's just a habit. Saying a certain word doesn't indicate age.
spatz447 3
if your ugly then your ugly.. Eh?
textingfreak 0
Never work with family members
angels21 0
agreed!!
Elixa 0
Don't take it personally, he's just doing what's right for the business. If you don't like it look at the the people on the floor and try to emulate them, show your bro your capable of looking as hot as they do.
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
haha well do you want your brother to find you attractive? Besides, the kitchen is better, you don't have to deal with rude customers face to face.
starile 20
Do you want your brother to think you're hot?
harmoo_fml 0
exactly what I was thinking.
crashtest1205 0
am I really the first to say this? atleast your brother knows where you belong!! :)
machiko_fml 0
Well it seems he's doing fine without you there OP. I don't think he wants you to drive the consumers away.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I dunno... I've seen some pretty ugly looking servers and hosts...