Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
tilly_llama 11
I am genuinely sorry.
Welshite 40
You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.
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Comments (101)
tilly_llama 11
I am genuinely sorry.
Shadowsofthedead 10
Genuinely sorry that this serious issue in the relationship hasn't been addressed prior to OP's girlfriend bringing it to light, albeit in a very blunt manner.
JustKittyKat 24
It's the girlfriend's fault. OP had no idea. If you're not being satisfied, it's your job to mention it. It's not your partner's fault for not being able to read your mind. OP, try more foreplay, maybe some toys, fun lubricants, and don't be afraid to taste her rainbow! Also, roleplaying can work wonders for women. But don't try any of this without discussing it with her first...maybe over a lovely meal you made her? :) -Your friendly neighborhood Batman
ziya1999 12
You tried.
Wakachulak 22
"started getting into it", 'Hang on", "this is gonna get".... All reasons why I voted YDI. I'm still sorry for you. And your girlfriend.
millertime911 15
isn't it supposed to b, your friendly neighborhood spiderman? lol! sorry, I had to...heehee!
ChaCerCam 14
Dump her, if she not willing to help, but instead make that comment then your future isn't good.
Welshite 40
You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.
colton_colton 50
Poor communication will lead any relationship to a complete disaster
IloveToLaugh143 21
And horrible sex apparently.
coklara 15
Cod FTW
dynamite9988 16
No! SPEED IS KEEEEEEY
jizzwold 21
I think that you might have some room for improvement. That or your girlfriend is just mean.
colton_colton 50
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm going with the girl just being mean since it's impossible to please people now-a-these days
8313girl 28
You know it's just nowadays right?
SuperStormCindy 8
He has room to improve.
deviking 10
Ask her how you can make it better
Paradoxxxx 16
yea, that's something you two need to work on together
jgwyh 18
You're way too polite in your sex talk.
JesterJosh 5
That was my first thought. That's some lame sex talk for some lame sex. One word OP: Foreplay. If your not gifted in the sack be really good at Foreplay.
AliSama 17
And I thought guys had it bad. Huge hugs! Hang in there! Talk to her and see what she enjoys. Huge hugs.
Michael903 18
That is when you "slip." That'll shake things up!
PenguinBitch 44
Go the warp speed and she'll reconsider.
JAKASS200 5
well was it?
thtperson 13
Dude... you just got served!