Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
sgomfg 1
first!
Ajjas013 6
That's what foreplay is for...
Averizzle 0
And threesomes?
Averizzle 0
Fail
anorexicbarbie 8
lolusuk
Ajjas013 6
You can't beat meh!!!
Enoch134 0
wow 1 you fail and op next time slap her ass
Hendrixguy 0
FYI ******(s) send sleep signals to your brain, so either you really do have no idea what you're doing or you're a bomb. won't vote cuz there's no specification :/
BigBoii123456 0
small dick
suicidalbutterfl 3
tru #52 OP shouldnt beat himself up it could have been damn good sex maybe she was just tired this is funny but not rly an fml
YeahFMLxX 0
(542-542) having sex is like the saying of "let a sleeping dog lay".. or layed or yeah. RIDE IT LIKE A PONY!
cowgod 0
@ nicksaurus then do a dinky punch!
cowgod 0
donkey punch
pongmaster 0
hahaha wow dude I'm feeling much sorry-ness for you. if those herbal enhancers work get some
loski87 4
lmao #75
majones 0
Why is this an FML? I've had a girlfriend for almost a year now, and she falls asleep everytime. That's how sex is supposed to work right?
tia73 0
no, no it's not, not til your done. lol..
TWSSMoment 0
I don't see why people are saying the OP has a small dick....he could of worked her so hard she passed out and went to sleep, that happens sometimes when me and my girl are having sex.
angry_wildebeast 0
haha nice, I agree
ckydc 0
242-242 is free
Thabb 0
Sounds fun.
PurpleLlamas 0
its was pretty good? hopefully better than your grammar
TehGirreth 0
So did you finish?
whitesoxsean 0
FIRSTIES!!!
Jrook 0
you are as your number would suggest, #2 as in poop. as for for the op, just brag that you ****** her until she was unconscious. be careful of your wording though, people may think you raped her
Hendrixguy 0
#48 wins
00pedro00 0
#2's fail wouldnt have been so bad if the sox he rooted for were red
ramizjawadi 0
hey
Jbart 0
haha your dicks tinyyy
forestqueenie 0
fail-ies
xx3ginaxx3 0
hahaha!
Tripout 0
just think of it this way op. U WERE SO GOOD U EXHAUSTED HER. might be helpful -_-
pinkpolsih 0
hahaha.
smartman136 8
YOU KILLED HER YOU BASTARD!!!!
ThogTheCaveman 7
I think I saw a twin FML... A girl passed out during sex with her boyfriend...
jpest17 5
I've always wondered if it would affect the sleeping persons dreams.
ajthere4u 0
haha you suck at ******* lol!!
Zigma_fml 0
Or is it ******* suck?
bettadenne1 0
Zigma FTW!
dudeman1212 22
Well you **** at sucking
pooter_stink 0
You must be great in the sac...
NYKnicks36 0
lol that's funny you did finish didn't you
theman34 0
fail
amoreforte 6
wooooooow
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
babybubz 0
lmao
Starfire22 5
he probebly did, don't lie op :)
dorkside_fml 0
well you might as well....
dorkside_fml 0
he might as well...
maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
icifresh911 0
LMAO ^^^^^^^
SynysterVengeanc 0
or finish up on her face while she sleeps