Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
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Comments (181)
li_vikki 0
you needa do a better job then
ryan_martin 0
mmm or nasal technology haha
Melkezidech 0
Finish in her eye.
Rawr0_oRawr0_o 0
baby penis =D
pepper3434 0
Hahaha #34! Shane Dawson XD
noobgang7 5
at least he got his dick wet lmao
Kungfujunk 0
Ouch.
jt0070 0
why do you think there are so many different postitions... of course it'll get a little monotonous if you stick with the same one
tinkerbell1357 0
YDI... try better next Time... FYL!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
I take it OP is a newbie to sex
killerviral 0
time for 69!!!!!!$!!!!!!!?,!!!!?!?!?'desycxfjgxtdjahhsuddsrbutz jc. kckc c. ych. ucv.
dan13mey 0
I take #60 is experienced?
Frank155 5
#60 is somewhat experience? Can I try you?
TempestJones 0
lmao at Talonz!!! Point! OP: try watching a few good pornos and reading several books... You'll get it down.
blitzen123 0
Once again, I agree with mfmlifesrsly.
fallingpoint 0
noob
protwtf 0
Who ******* cares? Get your nut, roll over and go to bed. It doesn't matter if she's bored or not. And if you're still concerned, penatrate deeply and stimulate the ******** simultaneously.
meintx2001 1
ouch... point, game, match
mfmylifesrsly 30
@93 and 99 maybe ;)
mylifeblows3232 3
if you can't please her with your Peter go down and eat her!
nathancif 1
probably
Felendris 0
sexy. ...not.
AndreaHaha 0
haha. Number 34 (: geez mayb your just not that good soorrryyy.
schnitzel5 0
thts ok she probly just has A.D.D.
Pearljammer001 0
more like justin bieber!
RicoXS 0
107 lol prolly get it 'up' but ydi OP, that sucks but that's all you man
LmaoLolRofl 0
hey #56. you wanna show me those positions? ;)
jt0070 0
lol sure thang
DavidCooksAngel 0
Lmao
cater2U 0
yup faking it works almost everytime.
fizzymonsterman 0
what the ****?
22cute 17
**** is the WORST thing for a man to improve his skills. All the women are faking. It's solely for MENs entertainment- like WWL wrestling
Anonnamus 0
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FYL. Sounds like it's time for a new girlfriend.
mattbeverly 0
or time to get some pills ;)
ericvolp12 0
that happens a lot with me lolz
FYLDeep 26
You would think that sex would be the most exciting thing she does living in Indiana.
myman47 0
idk I'm not usualy in to red heads but 123 def has it goig on
PhishloverA 14
#2 maybe OP doesn't want just sex. So no it's not time for a new girlfriend
kirbcheck76 3
does your hand fall asleep also?
Buchitoo 4
hahhahahhahaha
GordonLC 0
^ Win
yourlifesfucked 0
ok this guy wins 3 internets
Tripout 0
WOW at first I was like NO THEY DIDNT!!! And after the little phrase I couldn't help but to literally ROFLMFAO
royals08 0
this is an unnecessary amount of freaking smiley faces......and dude get over it if you keep thinking about it you will get worse...
slothlover66 0
Dude
tinkerbell1357 0
sux fo u !!!
kaffeboy 0
when your dick stops working, start using your tounge!
killabeast1 0
hahaha practice makes perfect?
22cute 17
Not really, imagination makes better. Empathy makes magnificent. Practice only makes more women bored.
kyarush 10
hahahaha fail
Rishy 0
If it's your first time, FYL. Anymore and YDI.
tyrob911 0
lol it's hella creepy. I read his comment and looked at the pic and I was like WTF
Tripout 0
LOL SAME HERE...... GET AWAY HES CASTIN A SPELL ON YOU WITH HIS EYES. HE'S GONNA REACH OUT AND PULL YOU IN TO HAVE AN (attempted) RAPE ON YOU I kill me. lol awww I was hopin it sounded more random ............PEANUT BUTTER COMES FROM MONKEYS >:D ......... much better lol
Tripout 0
RISHY RHYMES WITH FISHY
radmuffin 12
#9 are like 12 years old or something?
MellowYelloe 0
Tripout. Why the many smilies? That dude may look like he's 12, but you type like your 12.
tudor_fml 0
if tripout isn't trolling then he's what's wrong with the world.
iSwag 0
hahaha Parkourist FTW LMAO!
romain1975 0
you should have made it interesing right there. you should have shoved it in her ass!!! that would have made it interesing.
Eddie_Paints 0
You're not doing it right if she gets bored! Remember girls are in different gears than men when it comes to sex, when you're in 4th gear she's only in 1st or 2nd, pay attention to where she is and you'll do better!
cincyboy 0
I'm pretty sure you girlfriend should be saying FML
fisheatsbear 6
your both robots? awesome! robot sex
cantfightfate 0
yeah I'm sure he really has "gears." don't take it so literally, this guys onto something.
supastarr 0
you know what really grinds his gears?
CallMeHush 1
^^^ ya, his sister.
bvxf 2
@57 win!
GYLF 0
It's her fault for pretending to enjoy it. Why should he assume she's bored if she's moaning?
bfffness 0
play with her clit... then ask her if she's bored.