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Today, it was my birthday, and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "happy birthday" before they left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33952) - you deserved it (1859)

On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

#1 - On 05/20/2012 at 2:36am by NoisyNykkii

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Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

#4 - On 05/20/2012 at 2:38am by ICastillo

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