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Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (2248)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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or maybe cause you tried to probe her in her sleep...

#1 - On 12/09/2011 at 3:01am by flamer980

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No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

#2 - On 12/09/2011 at 3:01am by jpoole

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