Kayla
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Mesa, United States
Where's that coming from?
Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.
ladyLALAA 29
Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!
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music_woman1 11
Pleasant
godisnowhere41 5
Dirty house? Clean it up with Orbit, or just make him shower.
ihasbrains 10
Cleaning a house with Orbit? Sounds like a great idea, I should go buy a few packs from Costco.
TheCaterpiller 6
Get them from co-op they were only 42p a packet the other day
miserypoison 13
Stop eggagarrating
TheBonzaiGirl 0
You know how they have like Christmas tree scented spray for Christmas? Maybe he's just using the Easter egg one, no reason to get upset over a little holiday spirit!
Archon 7
This calls for extremely drastic measures. 1. Water gun. 2. Soap. 3. Combine 1 and 2. 4. Spray.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Some people just get worse foot odor than others.It could also be from a hard day of manual labor with a pair of heavy boots on.
blushy 14
has he never heard of a shower
SkoomaKi 28
Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.
DREWBERTMAN 2
That is an eggcellent solution to the problem at hand!!
miserypoison 13
Not eggactly..
kakarot2 11
More like the problem at your feet.
becka344 0
I see what you did thar.
YtotsDI 0
#73. There.*
ladyLALAA 29
Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!
yahoowizard 16
Several times a day does the trick, but in this case, you should just leave him in there
ladyLALAA 29
Reminds me of a book I had as a kid about a monster called Stop-It-I-Will-Not-Wash-My-Face. If this is wrong, does anyone know the real name?
Steele45colt 0
Spray some frabreeze on.
Airman1988 9
febreeze would probably work better :)
Steele45colt 0
I can't spell. :(.
Awsumuzzie 12
Febreze probably works best compared to the two knock offs mentioned beforehand.
thelastavailable 13
I prefer Frabreeze personally.
ClassyCommando 13
I prefer Bra Freeze but...that's a story for another time.
Sandsh8rk 36
Has your boyfriend ever heard of a shower before? Better get him in there quick or the smell will quickly become that of a dead corpse.
TheDrifter 24
Make sure he goes in dressed, and throw his shoes in with him or he will stink just as badly when he gets out.
emILYforever 0
hmm. I think he may smell like my dog....
LSS_fml 18
Luckily dogs can be kicked outside
KM96 24
That is totally disgusting! How come this is the first time you've noticed it? Good luck with dealing with that!
ihasbrains 10
Rotten eggs? One shower will not be enough.
pinky78711 5
More like 25,000
boydeee01 7
You mean over 9,000?
ycrem0n 21
A room mate who takes a shower every once in 3 months, a girl friend with corrosive breath, and now this.. Will this ever end?
jay2121 3
That sucks