Kayla
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Mesa, United States
Where's that coming from?
Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.
ladyLALAA 29
Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!
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Comments (108)
JackIsHere 4
I wonder if they taste like them too. lol
Trickiest_K 9
;)
perdix 31
I can't wait to see the look on your face when he makes you an omelet.
notjustanybody20 9
haha. that was good
twisted_cherub 14
Well, the diet is easier now that I've lost my appetite. Thanks, Perdix :)
perdix 31
I've heard there's a trick that if you sniff peppermint before you eat, it will help you eat less. Something like that. You can't count on smelly feet to be around to keep you on track;) Don't ask where he found the cheese on your omelet:D
kayla_ann0o 9
Eewww. What, you walked around the house smelling till you got to his feet.
littlemsweirdo 12
Ooh that is nasty...
heyy17 10
Take a shower together! It's clean and fun :D
LSS_fml 18
Clean?
thelastavailable 13
Fun?
TheCaterpiller 6
Heh heh heh... Yeah. Still, anyone ever heard of a bath
therealslim 15
#45 A bath? What on earth is a bath? Enlighten me with your fountain of knowledge, oh wise one.
lucaluca_fml 2
I love to do that with my girlfriend , and you are right, it's clean and fun. But in her case, the smell may be too much for a shower. BTW: You look really cute on that profile pic ! I just hope it's really you... For all i know, you might be an old gay lad hiding behind that picture. Anyway, happy swimming :)
thats_my_job 11
Or u could try not trolling one sentence after saying you have a girlfriend. Have sone respect and maybe not try to pick up on FML.
twisted_cherub 14
It may not be his fault. Try getting him some new shoes and odor-eating insoles. Also, talk to him about changing into clean socks a few times a day. If it is poor hygiene, ask him to work on it. But don't get your hopes up. People don't change their habits easily and it may be something you have to dump him over or just live with.
DontForgetMe4 0
Ugh. This reminds me of a guy I know who NEVER wears socks. It smells horrible!
laevatin 2
Now you have a reason to be nice and buy him a fitting present. One which solves your problem ;)
LSS_fml 18
Sprinkle some 'odor eater' in his shoes when he's not looking. It smells awesome (:
gigaeel18 0
Tell him to either clean his feet or lose his feet. His choice.
wlddog 14
I'm not sure if that's a choice.
gigaeel18 0
I'll settle for forced decision.
cupcakelove54 4
That's gross when was the last time he washed them?