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By Snowzaaa - 04/05/2016 20:06
Today, I was travelling on the bus with my brother. He was looking sick so I held a bag to his mouth. He kept pushing it away saying he was fine. Next minute he spewed on the side of my face, arm, and right leg. I had to sit in a pile of spew for another 40 minutes. FML