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Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML


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On 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Technically he's right. A god parents "duty" is the religious guidance of the child should anything happen to the parents.

#3 - On 07/28/2012 at 8:27pm by bandit6

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Still want him to be your child's godfather?

#5 - On 07/28/2012 at 8:28pm by kingmario75

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