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Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML


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On 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm - kids - by ray - Canada (Alberta)

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Fyl. You did what was best for the kid but at the same time smashed $1000. Let's just be happy it wasn't your baby that got ran over.

#3 - On 02/16/2012 at 4:57pm by jake98899889

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That sucks, but damn, he's two! You know you have to watch him closely at all times, especially in places like parking lots. They are hella fast and will get away from you in the blink of an eye.

#2 - On 02/16/2012 at 4:57pm by drawmesunshine

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