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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Brain melt
Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two-year-old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML
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jake98899889 4
Fyl. You did what was best for the kid but at the same time smashed $1000. Let's just be happy it wasn't your baby that got ran over.
toenibbler 14
I'm also a teenager, and lives are always more important than technology.
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cupcake3517 5
And that's why you don't leave your iPad on the ground ;)
lizard399 0
I think the 2 year old is more important.. They just should have remembered to pick it up..
cupcake3517 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm a teenager...I think technology is the most important out of anything xD
toenibbler 14
I'm also a teenager, and lives are always more important than technology.
cupcake3517 5
It was a joke...
FUUUandyourmom 16
It wasn't a very funny one.
cupcake3517 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
God people don't understand jokes anymore my original comment was a joke and so was my other I'm sorry that you took it so seriously or if you took offense to it.
The_Troller 14
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny...
silvercamaro 22
18- yeah ******* **** yeah! ******* shit *******...bitch ass ****!
silvercamaro 22
Sorry that was for 15
skullcandifiedDJ 5
38- who cares if people thumb you down or what they think about you. I don't get why people are so scared about it that they can't speak their minds...
RaggleFrock 13
Ahhhh the joys of parenthood. The comedy value would be great....if your life was a movie. Fyl.
philipino 24
And that's also why you should let your 2 year old run away and maybe come to me, where I raise him as my own to kidnap children, howl at the moon, and troll.
KunoKanashimi 3
Look, that was uncalled for, you just shouldn't have said it, and then tried to save yourself by poorly trying to convince us it was a joke.
downtime 13
26, It's called opinion. People find different things funny, especially in different age groups and cultures. Funny is a subjective term and what you mean to say is "I don't find this funny". You're welcome.
The_Troller 14
I'm welcome to what? I never thanked you. :p
Teabubbles 8
Sureee why not leave the baby unattended and instead make sure that the ipad is on the ground oh! and look...the baby is on the street...wow that joke is hilarious...right? and im 17....................i worry about the people of our future....
talal_icon 19
I'm from the future the year 2017 everyone still gets offended at everything but it's worse. Anyways Cupcake i thought it was funny lol
drawmesunshine 17
That sucks, but damn, he's two! You know you have to watch him closely at all times, especially in places like parking lots. They are hella fast and will get away from you in the blink of an eye.
muzy 23
for some bizarre reason i cried "stop!!!" as i read the end of the fml. Is that weird?
fritterboy 0
What was she supposed to do, had the kid on a lead. These things happen and least he's safe.
girl112891 7
This is when those children leashes come in handy.
jake98899889 4
Fyl. You did what was best for the kid but at the same time smashed $1000. Let's just be happy it wasn't your baby that got ran over.
mango260 9
Agreed. You can easily replace your broken electronics, but you can't replace your child. It's well worth it!!!
QuitStaring 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well actually.. you can always make another child. It's the iPad you have to fork over $600 for..
letitsnow_fml 5
145-nothing is worse than a lost child
SystemofaBlink41 27
152- he was kidding
teentee401 37
Not funny
toenibbler 14
You saved his life, you should be happy!
downtime 13
A positive net outcome is not necessarily going to make someone happy...
rosha267 21
FML is the reason I don't want kids
Redoxx_fml 22
From the looks of your pic, too late?
muzy 23
should i ask why you have one sitting on ya lap ?
muzy 23
curses, reddox !!
Redoxx_fml 22
Sorry!
Colonel_Lexi 18
The baby could be a relative, 48.
melibear89 7
And yet 7 you have one sitting in your lap. Yes it could be a relative but I have a feeling that's her kid.
muzy 23
tis a kid nonetheless #54
rosha267 21
That little angel face is actually my nephew
eriksen 16
That's awesome...
cassiebear7652 7
Unlike you.
abbybailey204 19
Am I the only one wondering if the iPad and cell phone still work?
Hollandiscrazy 12
No you're not
silvercamaro 22
...they ran it over...what do you think
MerrikBarbarian 9
I dunno. Depending on how they went over it I know some devices can survive being run over.
Telescope 1
No, common sense should tell you that it wouldn't be an fml if it was still working.
burtonbullet 10
Unless the phone was a Nokia, OP is shit out of luck.
Dracoboxer357 36
9- Maybe it's the parent in me, but I don't care one lick if the tech toys work or not: All I can think of is a child running out into traffic, with a horrible ending to that story. :( Child's alive and safe, everything else is minor details.
AssassinsCRB 0
Yes.
Hollandiscrazy 12
That was one expensive speed bump. (Is that the correct word? Correct me if I'm wrong)
clumsychik 1
Which word? It all looks fine to me.
Hollandiscrazy 12
I didn't know if speed bump was the right word ;)
cajekraze 7
Speed bumps, lumps, or humps all work. It is said different in different areas.
TheNewGuy03 29
I like "speed humps." Heh. Hehe. Hehehehe. |the kid|
FUUUandyourmom 16
I moderated this an hour ago. It had something about how the Apple warranty expired three days previously. Does FML always cut off submitted stories?
Awsemogreeb 19
I usually see one followed by the same one with a few extra words added, looks like that happened here and this one was thought to be funnier.
Joey01616 0
I was mowing my lawn when you did that. FYL though
joshPicou 0
#17 what does mowing your lawn have to do with the story. No one cares about your damn grass. Make a status update next time. So your mom and aunt Can read it.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Geeeeeez why is everyone so negative today?
burtonbullet 10
27-I suppose some people are still trying to get over Valentines day?
SaMmIMonster96 6
90- I suppose so, I am still getting over it a little bit myself.. Oh well at least I'm being nice :)
burtonbullet 10
120- one of the only few, might I add.