Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
WTF are you doing in here?
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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Deitiy 0
Sounds like a CAT-tastrophe
rosha267 21
Aww Aussies say dustbins
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desireev 18
FYL OP! I get startled by the smallest things. I probably would have had a heart attack if that would have happened to me! Hope you and your car are okay! And your demon kitty! ;)
Vicanlp 10
Your cat sounds amazing. Devil cat, for sure, but still amazing.
sajupt 17
Ydi for having a car in the first place.
Awsumuzzie 12
Lol wtf? I bet you work for the Saudi Arabian government?
cosmosis 12
Hes from india. Elephants are a much cheaper form of transport there
skittihorse 8
And yet, he's in a car in his picture.
brianfantana32 10
That would be freaky, cat would make a good monster in a horror movie
perdix 31
You should get naked mole rats as pets, they don't have those scary cat eyes that can be scary!
Torva_fml 16
But they're ugly as shit....
stephanieeDawnx 0
Have you seen an actual naked mole rat? Kim Possible LIES. Naked mole rats look like penises with teeth...
perdix 31
They are creepy, but at least the eyes don't creep you out!
jeff_chen 0
Wake up and see a naked penis in the back of your car... Yawn. The usual ;)
Pelreskovich 11
Oh no, you're poor cat! Is it okay!? ..kidding, but seriously.. How'd your cat get in your car? Did I miss something?
Pelreskovich 11
Your* damn phone.
GoW_Chick 15
Cats get into everything, it's like their main goal in life, maybe OP left a window open, or was getting stuff out of the car, and the cat jumped in, there are many possibilities.
Pelreskovich 11
I suppose so. I guess I was considering it in my own situation, I don't think this would happen to me. Good point.
kingsley_fml 8
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ZielZone 4
Pussy... It's a ******* cat!!!
RedPillSucks 33
That's not how I get my pussy.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I respectfully request an overly dramatic video of this to be posted on YouTube ASAP.
EduJav321 24
Dude, you should put a bell on its neck XD