Health: Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a...

By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

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DreamStatic 8

Monday 29 July 2013 17:31

Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.

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then000bster 16

Monday 29 July 2013 10:35

Man, I've been sinning all my life!

dogpfcorn 11

Monday 29 July 2013 10:36

If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....

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nicoleriela1 9

Monday 29 July 2013 10:44

Yeah good luck next Time hahaha

flashback.miss 28

Monday 29 July 2013 10:44

so that's where Margaret White's been...

3mILY_maRy629 11

Monday 29 July 2013 12:33

I cringe whenever I see your picture in the comments.. It freaks me out..

FinJage 18

Monday 29 July 2013 23:46

39 - I'd take that over a boring selfie any day.

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:15

@ 39/ Thank you ;)

Sora_McKain 36

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:44

Sorry about this but, who is Margaret White?

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:16

The mother of the titular character in Stephen King's 'Carrie''.

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Monday 29 July 2013 10:52

Since when is dropping the kids off at the pool a sin anyway?

AngrySailor 17

Monday 29 July 2013 11:28

That's concentrated evil coming out of you.

mbuck87 19

Monday 29 July 2013 13:39

Nobody poops but you

Zhilla 19

Monday 29 July 2013 10:56

Serves you right for metabolizing. How dare you.

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Monday 29 July 2013 10:58

My first thought was that OP was masturbating and she smelled the semen, but old people cant smell that good so...

tinyrosie 21

Monday 29 July 2013 11:00

"-grunt- OHH JESUS I DROPPED A SIN

buddy51 23

Monday 29 July 2013 11:12

Oddly, OP, I am making sin while I'm reading this.... YDI for annoying badass grammaw with the smell of your sin!

ottokat 15

Monday 29 July 2013 18:53

Oddly, I don't think we are very interested in the details of your sinning.

Alastor13X 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 6:55

Is it odd I agree with Ottokat? Rip your grumpies in secrecy dude. Nary a **** is given about your ********.

SuperDanielNL 23

Monday 29 July 2013 11:37

More loonies roam the streets than that are locked up. This one was harmless, however very awkward.

HarryF18 9

Monday 29 July 2013 11:42

I will never go to heaven (too many sins)

Sora_McKain 36

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:45

But all dogs go to heaven =(

MateRicks 18

Monday 29 July 2013 11:48

I would sympathise... If I wasn't taking a massive sin right now.

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