By Anonymous - 17/09/2017 01:30

Today, while sorting through my deceased mother's hoard of belongings, I found myself holding a necklace composed entirely of teeth. Human teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 982
You deserved it 258

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Maybe your mom was the tooth fairy?

You can get some decent money off of stuff like that!

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Maybe your mom was the tooth fairy?

Don't be silly! The Easter Bunny may not exist, but my mom hasn't told me the Tooth Fairy isn't re-...........wait a second...

You can get some decent money off of stuff like that!

Whose teeth were they?

Maybe they are yours..,........

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!! Sacrifice!!!

Since they were your mothers, you should be able to use them as replacements if needed.

You might want to stop going through your mom’s stuff before you get to the chest freezer in the basement. Unless you want to find a bunch of toothless hobo heads.

The plot thickens...

Was your mother fond of visiting exotic places where cannibals still live nowadays?

You mean Scotland? xD

We're they baby teeth from when you were a kid