Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML
Schizomaniac tells us more.
Lol sucks, op. Oh wait...First off: Kali, **** you. Now that that's out of the way, I got into the dorm building by waiting outside for someone to come out, as my ID no longer works. I phoned my old roommate but he was still happily asleep. Everything leading up to the paper towel moment was pretty hectic. I was on the verge of being late for an important class and when I got to school, my normal parking lot was full. LSU parking is a biznitch. The scene played out pretty much how pistachiopanda described it. It was pretty dramatic. On the plus side, "Make a Man Out of You" came on Pandora as I was driving to school. Silver lining.
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Nyx_fml 23
Next time, you can just let it all air dry. Or, let someone blow you. With an air blower, of course.
FlyingPie 17
Water you gonna do, eh?
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thewoodrow 7
I relate to this, mainly because I forget my body wash everywhere I shower.
maggiefox 25
Just as long as you didn't drop the soap, OP.
cal98 7
lol
sykokitti 15
Where did the water go out to?
RedDragonx32 8
happened to me! I didn't even have tiny paper towels.. I use my old shirt to dry important areas! talk about desperate! !
Schizomaniac 24
Lol sucks, op. Oh wait...First off: Kali, **** you. Now that that's out of the way, I got into the dorm building by waiting outside for someone to come out, as my ID no longer works. I phoned my old roommate but he was still happily asleep. Everything leading up to the paper towel moment was pretty hectic. I was on the verge of being late for an important class and when I got to school, my normal parking lot was full. LSU parking is a biznitch. The scene played out pretty much how pistachiopanda described it. It was pretty dramatic. On the plus side, "Make a Man Out of You" came on Pandora as I was driving to school. Silver lining.
Nyx_fml 23
You were calling your old roommate so that he could blow you, like I said on my comment, right?
slooby_fml 25
OP, I took a screenshot of your profile picture a while ago because I find you attractive, and I showed it to some of my friends to get their opinions as well. I didn't expect your picture to pop up again as the author of an FML! Anyway, we were wondering, how tall are you? That's a big factor in attractiveness apparently
Enslaved 38
"I'm going back to *Kali. . . hmm, I don't think so"
shanannygians07 28
58, why didnt you just message op?
Parkour_rocks 20
Who exactly are you referring to by Kali?
ManInTheMachine 20
Sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity if I've ever heard one, Baustigt. #64, It's a personal thing, but he means Welshite.
gc327072 31
Kali? She doesn't even go here!
sonnyrosa 32
#58: Stalker much?
slooby_fml 25
63, I'm gay. So probably not. I was just wondering
slooby_fml 25
stalk·er ˈstôkər/ noun 1. a person who stealthily hunts or pursues an animal or another person. I took a screenshot of his picture. I know nothing about him. There is no possible way for me to "stealthily pursue" him even if I wanted to. I understand why you would think it's creepy, but the word stalker does not apply here in any way, shape, or form. Also, it really wasn't a big deal. I don't care about this guy at all. Just thought he was good looking. Would you think it was weird if it was a celebrity? Nah.
Melix 31
You're pretty attractive, js.
do27sah 3
You go to LSU? Nice! It totally sucks about your predicament. I hope you remember to bring a towel with you next time :D
Parkour_rocks 20
But so many people know about it... I feel out of the loop.
Dame84 6
How do you *forget* to bring a towel when you know you're going to take a shower... That should be inherent like putting your seatbelt on in a car..
False_Stupidity 42
People forget those too.
gingher_fml 9
People forget things all the time. Or maybe I have early onset dementia. What's this site called again? Why am I here? ...
Mifflicious 18
I forget it most of the time if it isn't already in the bathroom, which it isn't since I forget to bring it back there after I showered last time.
princessofthedrk 13
I forget a washcloth when I go to shower and I'd be at home! It's easy to forget something and it isn't good to go without drying especially in crevices of your body since you could get a yeast infection. Remember that.
moviedude5000 6
I guess that is one step better than drip drying.
ema_stonez 19
spin real fast to air dry. its quicker