Today my roommates sat me down and told me that when I poop I...

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By notkawaii - 11/10/2017 11:49

Today my roommates sat me down and told me that when I poop I make noises that sound like "an anime girl orgasming" and asked me to try and keep it down. I didn't even know I made noise. I'm so embarrassed. FML.

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