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By whyyyy - 23/03/2016 00:40 - United States - Brooklyn
Today, my morning starting fine going to work. When I drove out of my driveway, someone hit me and drove off. So I decided to take the bus, deal with it later, and now im late. Unfortunately, there was traffic and a baby next to me threw up all over my lap. Now I'm jobless and smell like milk. FML.