Today, my mom yelled at me. I have an exam tomorrow the one I've...

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 13:05 - India - Bangalore

Today, my mom yelled at me. I have an exam tomorrow the one I've been preparing for the last 3 years. I have been told to keep calm and avoid any conflict. Still my mom yells at me just for a silly reason.. FML

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voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:36

Remember to dump her once you becomes successful

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voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:36

Remember to dump her once you becomes successful

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