Today, my doctor asked me how often I drink, and I responded, "Socially." My three-year-old piped up, "No Mom, you drink all the time." My doctor now thinks I'm a raging alcoholic. My kid has never seen me drink. FML
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OP here. Some of these comments crack me up, but thank you for the chuckle. My daughter is the light of my life and truly has a sense of humor and intelligence beyond her short 3 years. I appreciate the support of most and I am happy to have this to share with her as she gets older.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Welshite 40
You do drink...water.
ise3 10
Yeah the kid probably thought the doctor meant water
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zeekitty 5
Pretty sure a simple "no sweetie he's talking about alcohol" would have cleared that up.. YDI
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What is it with morons who blow everything toddlers say way out of proportion? You'd think grown adults would have the common sense to understand that the definition of drinking to a three year old is very different from an adult's definition of the word.