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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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13?.... damn....

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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seriously man that is one crazy bi*** you raised. better give her a serious reality check about sex and relationships before she really gets into some serious sh**

what is wrong with all of you?? you don't have sex at 13! i don't care what anyone else says, 13 year olds aren't mature enough. I'm 15 and I'm going to wait at least until I'm 17 before I do anything like that.

shitty parenting , much?

your daughter rules:) hahaha

go to hell u douche

holy shit! I'm 14 and my boyfriend wanted me to give him a BJ and I said no and hell naw too sex... ur daughter is a **** sorry to say

this sums up what is wrong with the world. population control is needed... what a ****

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i wish the thirdteen year olds out here were like that

whats her tanner stage? she viable for birth control? maybe slip it to her with the morbibg ritalin

well.... i think your just mad she beat you. :P