Today it is really hot in the bedroom because my boyfriend is...

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 21:03

Today it is really hot in the bedroom because my boyfriend is afraid of bugs and wont open the window more than a crack. I ask: If I install a bug screen, will you then open the window all the way? His answer is no. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 11 August 2019 15:18

bug screens don't always help. buy a fan.

zoelog 10

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:07

thats ridiculous. open it anyway. ydi

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 11 August 2019 15:18

bug screens don't always help. buy a fan.

zoelog 10

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:07

thats ridiculous. open it anyway. ydi

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