Love: Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying... - FML

By RedFox12 - 28/10/2012 00:12 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML

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RedFox12 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 5:58

I wrote this. My head is fine and the girl doesn't think I'm an idiot or anything. It was just a funny/embarrassing thing that happened. I'm just surprised I actually got something published on here :D

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omfg_creepers 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 10:10

Everybody gets scared when I front flip.

acs123acs 22

Sunday 28 October 2012 10:30

I don't think this is what is meant by falling head over heels in love :p

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KaiserSD 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:37

What's the point in impressing girls or women. They'll only disappoint you in the end.

bardyakbar 1

Sunday 28 October 2012 21:44

You still got some points with her man, use it as a joke yourself. No problems

VcZ91 2

Sunday 28 October 2012 22:56

you impressed her , good for you

iHeartMuzik 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:12

Your clumsy from love!:)

DogStatus 2

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:21

Classic

PhishloverA 14

Monday 29 October 2012 3:01

Wow you literally just fell head over heels for her OP

superrocket19 17

Monday 29 October 2012 3:23

That's a "bangy situation"

gman90210 18

Monday 29 October 2012 4:19

So am I. Still laughing that is

MrThumbsItUpMan 8

Monday 29 October 2012 4:45

People do crazy things when it comes to love and to impress

YeaSo3 14

Monday 29 October 2012 6:08

So your going to the 6th grade next year right?

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