Today, I was planned on confessing to my best friend of 4 years.... - FML

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By Lovesick Sophomore - 20/09/2017 04:25

Today, I was planned on confessing to my best friend of 4 years. A few hours before my planned time of confession, we were texting, and by 30 minutes' time, without me even saying anything about our relationship, she'd dropped two bombs on me; "I love you like a brother" and "I'm a lesbian". FML

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