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By Anonymous - 03/11/2017 04:37
Today, I was in Walmart buying a huge pack of condoms. As I'm swiping them at the self-check out, I feel someone drop their head on my shoulder. I turn around to find my dad checking out my latest purchase. Easily the #1 most embarrassing moment of my life. FML
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