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By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was called to see one of my patients in his room as he fell to the floor. I helped the patient up and made sure he was okay. The family complained to me incessantly. I finally was walking out when my nurse said "watch out" but too late - I stepped in human excrement. FML.

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