Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML
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This is my FML. YES, she is extremely blonde and believe it or not, a straight A student. I have never noticed she said it that way before until she had it written down. I've never caught it because we usually say "Book Bag". Her older brother finally convinced her through mockery and laughter.
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McMike10 1
Is she that dumb?
Vanbilsen 4
Shes obv not the brighest crayon in the box
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xGraycloud 4
...are you serious? Where has she been all these years that she was supposed to be in school??
rattusrattus 19
I knew girls like this. They spent so much time acting dumb so they didn't scare off boys that they got modelocked into idiocy. I then developed a pavlovian reaction: they opened their mouths, I looked up abandoned quarries, deep rivers and places to buy cement on Google.
omfg_creepers 8
Make her make her own dinner and go to apple bees and then call her and laugh at her while she is in despair.
stacianichole 2
Or go somewhere that serves good food.
txgirl09 5
Forget food. They have mojitos.
oreobunbun 3
Or go to the Costco and gorge yourself on the free samples
MexicanTroll 0
At least she doesn't talk to her backpack like a little girl from my country does...
ikickgingers 15
Ooooh. Dora. Ha. I get it. . .
iDaniel525 8
There are so many useful things in Dora's backpack. .....I'm assuming you're talking about Dora?
ShakeMeDown 12
Too bad she doesn't know how to use a map.
Okayitwasme 0
Needs an intervention! Gather some of her peers and another non family adult. Sit her down and explain. Kumbiyaaaa
mycookiezz 0
what's her number? she must be a blonde.
iAmPaul 49
Why would you want to know her number? I don't see how that's relevant.
JinxosGirl87 0
Blondes are numbered now? I guess they need to be kept track of at all times while loose in the wild.
Ecklcakes 15
You should probably pack off a bit.
GabbyCharityM 0
If she's blonde this makes perfect sense.
G97Alex 21
If you wouldn't use overused jokes your comment would get thumbs up.
J3R3MYY 14
Could be worse, atleast she isnt prego er somethin..
obamathellama 0
How are you comparing pregnancy to not knowing how to pronounce a word?
J3R3MYY 14
Not comparing.. Just sayin could be worse.
GOTxMILK 5
Thats like saying oh no I spilled some milk, at least the world didn't explode.
DelilahV 0
It's all the stupidity of certain 16 year old girls. I'm an 18 year old girl and with the idiots I know i'd say they're definitely related.
12vballchick12 5
@86 your name works with your comment.... haha
stacianichole 2
She'll be convinced when one of her friends tells her...or makes fun of her... It's kind of inevitable.
PunkkRockk 7
It's just as bad as when people think a lap top is a "lab top". That doesn't even make sense.
hufflepuffiscool 0
yeah, that makes me want to punch someone in the face!