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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 04:27

Today, I realized that the one thing my mom really did teach me is that a parents love can dwindle. My mom and I used to be close but over the last four-five years since she's been with her current bf she started to change, now she won't even talk to me. I didn't do anything wrong.. FML

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