Today I realized my brain isn’t the only part of me that is forgetful...

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 18:41 - Germany - Emden

Today I realized my brain isn’t the only part of me that is forgetful and a liar. Or what would you call it when your bowels claim that the double dose of laxative you took last night never happened? FML

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