Today, I realised I’m in a really crappy situation because I... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 00:13 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I realised I’m in a really crappy situation because I have three excruciating mouth ulcers from b12 and iron deficiency. It’s the holidays and I have my HSC exams in 2 weeks. The epitome of high school, and after 13 years of waiting, I can’t study because of my pain. FML.

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