Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML
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ballplaya52 10
Hey all! OP here. I just a wanted to clear a few things up. I know the wording may have been confusing and given you all the wrong image. When I said that she'd embarrass me by singing in public, I literally meant singing. To me. About me. In public. Loudly. Like not even a real song. But when I read over it when it got published, it sounded to me like people could interpret it like she would sing karaoke or something. Anyways it only lasted a minute or so so it wasn't that bad, but we did get some stares. And for those comments saying to live a little, I don't sing or dance in public as a personal rule because I'm not any good at either. Anyways thanks to the moderators for publishing this and I will see you guys around on this awesome website :)
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rockne93 17
Live a little OP
paigexox0 37
If my mom was that awesome id probably join her
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Comments (88)
hontomlad 5
uh hate that haha
xnyletak 17
What song was it?
G_bear24 9
Haha ummm yeah how did that ever seem like a good idea to say?
kittykatnic 6
my mom sings and dances in almost every store we go in . You get use to it.
mjdjoy 5
My father randomly breaks out in song anywhere at any time. No prompting required.
davincidasecond 24
That's when I'd just try to out do her. Or hide somewhere.
jCourtt 9
Please share details
SuperMew 22
Why are you embarrassed? Your mother is choosing to do something (while funny) silly.
raeepressley 12
I can't wait to embarrass my future children haha
Lerais 9
Mothers troll best.