Intimacy: Today, I learned that if you want to take sexy pics for your...

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By SexySnapchatter - 20/03/2016 19:29 - United States - West Covina

Today, I learned that if you want to take sexy pics for your boyfriend, use your phone camera, not snapchat, even if the filters look better... Accidentally had my nudes on my story for 6 hrs. FML

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